The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."
I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.
Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?
Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"
Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.
Then you're sure to stay dry!