The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

For that very special prom night.

But really, what's she doing wearing those disembodied hands on her waist? Kids these days...

Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.

All the more power to them!