The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."
"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."
That's right! These outfits are made from duct tape!
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The red carpet wasn't red enough?
Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.