The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

This year, she's sure to be elected Prom Wench

All the more power to them!

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.