And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

This year, she's sure to be elected Prom Wench

Just stay safe and protected tonight, dear!

And in the future, we still don't dress like that. Try going forward another 50 years.

"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."