The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."
Oh, the things you can make your parents do...
Also, is that a picture of George H.W. Bush on the table? I'm reading his lips, and it looks like they're saying "No more Animaxes."
Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?
This is in no way funny or cool. Just disturbing...