We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

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camo,crossdressing,oh god why,Walmart,weird
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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club,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Tired of Looking Normal, I See?

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body modification,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.

We're Just Lucky We Can't See the Front

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beach,bikini,butt,no thanks,oh god why
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Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

Well, That Won't Be Un-Seen Anytime Soon

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bewbs,bus,lady bits,oh god why,poorly dressed,public transportation
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Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?

Holey Moley!

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belly dancer,nope,oh god why
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But no seriously where did the rest of the outfit go?