"Muffin Top" Is Inadequate, For Once

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Hailing a Taxi, or For a Coat?

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Please let it be the latter!

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Please, We Need to Find the Rest of that Dress

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The Legend of Man-Faye Lives On

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We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!

We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

Archie McPhee Won't Be Satisfied Until They Have Terrifying Masks of Every Animal

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You know, to go with your horse head and/or squirrel and/or rat masks!