Why Not Dress Down for a Day in the Park?

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Why Not Dress Down for a Day in the Park?
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Oh right, because there are other people in the park. Right.

We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"

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We're Going to Need More Than "Oral Care"
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Any idea which aisle has the eye drops? Cotton swabs? SOMETHING to clean out my brain?

I Tried to Warn Them About Tank-Bottoms. I Tried!

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I Tried to Warn Them About Tank-Bottoms. I Tried!
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Call the time doctor, taste is dead on arrival.

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Tired of Looking Normal, I See?

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Tired of Looking Normal, I See?
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I mean, we've all been there. I'd much rather look like a cartoon caricature on most days anyway.