Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.
And by work I mean strip club. And by strip club I mean the unmarked dumpster behind the Jiffy Lube.
You know how it is, sometimes you're just surfing the internet, minding your own business, and then you just get the weirdest urge to be the most kawaii being desu in all of desu the land desu desu desu.
We can't all be Man-Faye, but by God this guy wants to carry that torch. Good on you, dude!
Sorry about that, I'm getting heavy "The Ring" vibes from this one. Get back to me in a week if you accidentally erased yourself from existence by seeing this. Thanks!
I'm pretty sure all of the fashion FAILs here have warped my perception of reality, I can't even tell anymore!
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