All Aboard the S.S. Mullet

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All Aboard the S.S. Mullet
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Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

The Family That Mullets Together...

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The Family That Mullets Together...
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Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan

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Bow Before the Unparalleled Might of Bryan
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"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

The Mullet of the Gods

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The Mullet of the Gods
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Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Party in the Front, Lamer Party in the Back

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Party in the Front, Lamer Party in the Back
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Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

Your Antidote to '90s Nostalgia

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Your Antidote to '90s Nostalgia
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Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.