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Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."