Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

They can take your liberty, they can take your freedom, but they will never take your hair.

Why does he have 2 cell phones?