More Plastic Than Flesh

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I mean, looking like the living anatomy of a toy doll is one thing, but it takes something truly amazing to have a body that looks like it's in a constant state of Photoshop in real life.

Have You Ever Been REALLY Excited For a Sale?

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I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

Beating Angelina at Her Own Game

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Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

Hunting the Wild American Eagle... Model

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Our friends over at College Humor managed to record rare footage of American Eagle model-hunters at work. Check out the full video right here!

Etsy Model FAIL

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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

  1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

  2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

  3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

  4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

That's Not What Eye Call Fashion

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I looked it up and this picture was next to the definition of "fashion" in the dictionary, so I guess I can't argue with you.