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bikini etsy knit lingerie model wool - 5773004288
Via: www.regretsy.com
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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:

  1. It's obvious you love your body, and that's great, especially after it's been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you're on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.

  2. You're modelling the same string bikini you're selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it's already been used as your own personal butthole floss.

  3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.

  4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

dress fashion gross Hall of Fame hip lady bits model - 6206649600
Via: TDW
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Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.