I mean, you need some sort of lip-decor to match your handbag, right?
If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.
I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.
That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.
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