We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!

I mean, we are in the age of plastics after all. I can't really tell anymore.

Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

The dangers of exotic plants.

And wax lips are never okay.