Such Makeup

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Lips in Disguise!

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I mean, you need some sort of lip-decor to match your handbag, right?

Cheetah Lips

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If she has a boyfriend, I really really hope he wears zebra-striped lip gloss. I would pay to see them make out. In a way that wouldn't make me seem creepy.

Don't Do Everything You See on the TV

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Don't Get Distracted, Look Her in the Eyes

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I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

Lips Like Sugar

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Sugar kisses.

It's, Uh, for Hot Dogs. Totes.

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By Medicineman
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That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.