Don't Get Distracted, Look Her in the Eyes

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I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

It's, Uh, for Hot Dogs. Totes.

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By Medicineman
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That clinches it. I'm never going to East Asia. They're just too culturally advanced for me.

I Cannot Believe She Didn't Match Her Polish To Her Shoes

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Nice Disguise, Lips

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I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

BIG Smooches

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Lips in Disguise!

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I mean, you need some sort of lip-decor to match your handbag, right?

Angelina NOPE-lie

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We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!