Never Too Old to Be a Lolita

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Never Too Old to Be a Lolita
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Although it looks like you suffer from a mild case of the cirrhosis.

Are You Sure You Have Enough Bows?

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Are You Sure You Have Enough Bows?
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Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.

You're Going to Get a Little Muddy

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You're Going to Get a Little Muddy
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This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.