Quit Photo Op-ing and Clean, Maid!

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Come, let me show you the frilly dresses of my people.

You're Going to Get a Little Muddy

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This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

Parenting Tips

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Christina Aguilera - 20 Years Later

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Are You Sure You Have Enough Bows?

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Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.

Thy Wig Hast Dishonored My Father's House

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Made From the Flesh of a Thousand Flamingos

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And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.