"So, what would you say you were going for with this look?"
"Quite simple, 'What if the Red Baron were a lime in a bowler hat?'"
My money's on Thing from the Addams Family.
Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!
Insert wicked accordion solo here.
This is why I could never get anything done at the library!
I mean, I'd consider the prospect, but I think it would get disco ball in my teeth for a week.