Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!
Insert wicked accordion solo here.
I know it's a fashion show, so probably doesn't qualify for this site. But good lord, every single picture in the slideshow is a nightmare.
I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!
The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.
I mean, I'd consider the prospect, but I think it would get disco ball in my teeth for a week.
Luckily that high-fashion bib caught all of the cake you were stuffing into your mouth. Congrats!