Does He Make Little Accordion Noises When He Walks?

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Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!

Insert wicked accordion solo here.

I Refuse to Answer That Question

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I mean really, that question is total rubbish.

The Fashion Gimp Strikes Again

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The safe word is "animal prints."

How Poofy Can We Get?

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The bigger the hat, the closer to God, that's what I say.

Hexactly What Not to Wear

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In case you wanted an outfit that looks like a puzzle game your dad would play on his cell phone. Or maybe it's just Style. I can't even tell anymore.

The Fashion Shack, Y'all!

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Barefoot and modeling on the sidewalk never looked so fetch!