Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!

Insert wicked accordion solo here.

I mean really, that question is total rubbish.

The safe word is "animal prints."

The bigger the hat, the closer to God, that's what I say.

In case you wanted an outfit that looks like a puzzle game your dad would play on his cell phone. Or maybe it's just Style. I can't even tell anymore.

For all of your hand-stand needs!

Barefoot and modeling on the sidewalk never looked so fetch!