As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!
Luckily that high-fashion bib caught all of the cake you were stuffing into your mouth. Congrats!
I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!
I mean, I'd consider the prospect, but I think it would get disco ball in my teeth for a week.
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