As a fringe benefit, your hair can be used as a high-concept bookshelf!

Luckily that high-fashion bib caught all of the cake you were stuffing into your mouth. Congrats!

I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

I mean, I'd consider the prospect, but I think it would get disco ball in my teeth for a week.

Subtlety, that's what we were going for, really.

You can still get your dose of crazy high fashion over at ROFLrazzi!

The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.