Sweet 'Stache, Broski

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emo,goth,hair,mustache,weird,what
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Okay, fine, I'm paying attention now. What do you want?

IT'S NOT A PHASE IT'S WHO I AM, MOM

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cat,emo kid,goth,meow
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Parents just don't understand how kitteh-people work, apparently.

All Tuckered Out From a Long Day of Looking Crazy

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goth,passed out,Subway,techno,weird,what,wig
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You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

Does Your Mom Know You're Keeping That Sword Around?

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emo,goth,metal,so hardcore,sword
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Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

The Poorly Dressed Have to Stick Together

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glue,glue gun,goth,stitching,trenchcoat
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Or maybe there's just a stitch in the matrix...

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