IT'S NOT A PHASE IT'S WHO I AM, MOM

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Parents just don't understand how kitteh-people work, apparently.

All Tuckered Out From a Long Day of Looking Crazy

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You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

Does Your Mom Know You're Keeping That Sword Around?

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Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

The Poorly Dressed Have to Stick Together

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Or maybe there's just a stitch in the matrix...

Weird, Because I'm Looking For Someone Who Wears Everything on His Sleeve...

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DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

Here Comes the Bride, All Dressed In... That.

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Non-traditional weddings are the new traditional weddings. Get with it!