Sailor Twinkies, Reporting for Duty!

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Sailor Twinkies, Reporting for Duty!
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2/10, would not fawn over Tuxedo Mask with.

Two Body Types For the Price of One Picture!

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Two Body Types For the Price of One Picture!
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On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

Concert Season Brings Out the Best in All of Us

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Concert Season Brings Out the Best in All of Us
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And clearly you both needed some more sunscreen. Let that molting skin be a reminder that we didn't come to the Pearl Jam concert to see this.

Face Paint Has Never Been so Apt

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Face Paint Has Never Been so Apt
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Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

You Break It, You Buy It

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You Break It, You Buy It
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We won't judge if you want to do your Hulk impression in a tiny shirt. Go for it!

One Size Fits... Well Nobody Really

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One Size Fits... Well Nobody Really
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If the dress were any smaller, those would be on your chin, lady!

Thank You For Not Losing the Weight

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Thank You For Not Losing the Weight
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I have never been so happy to see a paunch in my entire life. Thank you, thank you for protecting us from that sight.