The only way he's going to put his hand underneath her is if she's playing center.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

I mean, if you insist, I'll just leave then.

We won't judge if you want to do your Hulk impression in a tiny shirt. Go for it!