Clearly these are his mugshots that he's taking as a walking advertisement for Gillette Razor Blades.

I reckon we have some terrible fashion decisions up 'round these parts!

It's less of a beard than a Neo-Tonsure. Good stuff, dude.

Ironic mustache necklaces? Please, that's so 2010. Our ironic facial hair necklaces make reference to popular film and book franchises now, thankyouverymuch.

Stare deeply into the beard. You are getting sleepy...

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