God I think it might have winked at me too...
I've seen neckbeards before, but this is the first I've seen that looks like its owner actually wants it to be there. It's somewhat trimmed and its borders are well-defined, it's just sitting several inches lower than it should.
The top "manly" line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line "neckbeardly."
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