THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AN EYELINER SHORTAGE

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club,eyeliner,guidette,makeup
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Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.

I Don't Even Think A Belt Would Help

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butt,buttcrack,club,dance,pants
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At Least We Know She Isn't Hiding Anything...

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club,dancing,lingerie,weird,wig,wtf
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Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Coming or Going? Let 'em Know What You Think

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club,haters,haters gonna hate,shirt,weird
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I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

What Has Been Seen...

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checker,club,disturbing,g rated,las vegas,poorly dressed,what happens,wtf
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Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!