Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.
I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!
I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.
Oh no wait, we're in no shortage of terrible fashion decisions like this. I guess the eyeliner reserves are in full supply.
I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.
I mean, you gotta let them breathe every now and then, right?
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