The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

Favorite
The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now
- -

Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

Favorite
We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves
- -

How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

The Wicked Witch of the Club?

Favorite
The Wicked Witch of the Club?
- -

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

That's Right, Conceal Your Identity

Favorite
That's Right, Conceal Your Identity
- -

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks

Favorite
I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks
- -

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

Favorite
So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?
- -

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.