That's Right, Conceal Your Identity

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bro,club,guidette,oompa loompa,tan
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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks

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club,hot pants,McDonald's,shirt,tight,what
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Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

Bright Markings Denote Coupled Pairs

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Coming or Going? Let 'em Know What You Think

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I don't know about you but I definitely wouldn't be hating on a guy wearing a shirt showing his belly.

The Animals Are Stuffed With E

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And the bracelets are laced with LSD.