The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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club,dancing,old people,Party,poorly dressed,g rated
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Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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club,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

The Wicked Witch of the Club?

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club,flats,pointy,shoes,witch
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I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

That's Right, Conceal Your Identity

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bro,club,guidette,oompa loompa,tan
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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

I'd Rather Have it My Way, No Thanks

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club,hot pants,McDonald's,shirt,tight,what
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Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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club,mesh,no thanks,Party,spandex
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

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