At Least We Know She Isn't Hiding Anything...

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Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

We've Gotta Pull That Poison Ivy Lip Gloss From The Shelves

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club,duck lips,oh god why,plastic surgery
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How many more smooches are we going to have to ruin before we put an end to this nonsense?

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I Hear That Hairstyle Can Make You Go Blind

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I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

Keep Drinking, S/He'll Look Better

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Granted, you may be passed out or dead by the time that happens, but it'll still help.