Beards: Stylish for ages 0-99.

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This is a contender for "King of Halloween".

I mean, most kids are wearing pants by the time they learn how to fix that spelling mistake. Or they never learn at all. That happens too.

So for this Total Recall remake we've got Colin Farrel, Brian Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, and now "Bill." I'm really looking forward to seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score for this one.

But no seriously, the baby needs to hit the beach, take those off.