That addiction isn't so strange, actually. It's a well-known disorder and the people who suffer from it are called "Lolitas."
Touted as "a vest with educational toys for babies that mothers and caregivers can wear anywhere without the toys falling to a dirty floor", you can back the Very Vest on Kickstarter, if you dare.
Wall-E here is getting all kinds of feelings that he didn't know he could feel before.
Can has baby?