"I would accomplish nothing."
Truer words have yet to be spoken.
A few quick edits, and a timeless 90s kid movie classic becomes... Well, a lot more harrowing.
Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left?
Dad: Sounds like our relatives.
Mom: (Glares at dad)
Dad: Don't go into the dark, the Boogie Man will get you.
Me: You're the Boogie man, and the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny
Dad: Don't talk about my sex life.