(My grandma came over to use the computer and I had just cut and dyed my hair)
Me: Hey grandma! How are you?
Grandma:(looks at my with a weird expression) You look fat. Why do you do this to yourself?
Grandma is very protective.
Go ahead, try and put her in a home and see how that ends for you.
(Elderly grandmaw calling from the next room)
Grandmaw: Help! Help! Someone please come quick!
Me (after almost breaking my neck to get there): WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
Grandmaw: Take a look at this remote for me, it isn't working.
(Me greeting my 94 year old great grandma): Hi Nana!
Nana: Your boobs get bigger every time I see you!
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