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I don’t know what you really want from me, typing out this article about a man who has clearly never used a ladder before. But also, I’m not entirely sure what he’s even doing.

Does he think that the ladder clips on to the ceiling or something? I’m more fascinated than anything.

I also have no idea why the person who uploaded this video gave it such a racist title. That’s probably the stupidest thing on display, the title. But the video of a man not knowing how to use this ladder defies race and sex. All are free to not know how to use a ladder and enjoy people not using said ladder.

Please stop giving your funny videos racist titles. I guess that's what this article is about. Stop being racist. 

son pranks mom with leek in the sink
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His credibility with his mother just went down the drain.

After all your mother’s done for you, this is how you repay her? The woman who cooks for you, cleans for you, puts a roof over your shoulder, makes sure you don’t end up dead in a ditch somewhere, this is how you repay her? By sticking a leek in her sink and screaming “there’s a leak in the sink,” so she frantically searches for water escaping her pipes. The ol' leek in the sink routing? You know how expensive water damage can be. It's not funny. For shame.

Good for this woman for standing up for herself and beating her son with a root vegetable. Ingrate.

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Can you smell what he’s cooking?

Last night at The People’s Choice Awards, Kevin Hart won Favorite Comedic Movie Actor, and during his acceptance speech, he gave his screen partner Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson a low blow.

"Except The Rock, because he hasn’t helped me," said Kevin Hart. "He hasn’t helped me at all. You’ve actually lessened my talent. It went down since you’ve been in my life.”

The Rock was having it, so he showed Hart and the viewers at home the People’s Finger.

via Mashable

He’s great.

 

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The He-Man Woman Haters’ Club is about one thing: Family.

This recut of The Little Rascals movie, using audio from Furious 7 is probably the best thing you'll see today.

You’d never know it, but hearing Vin Diesel,  Tyrese, and Jason Statham’s voice come out of Alfafa, Spanky, and Buckwheat is incredible. Not to mention the perfect matching of the soapbox derby with the dubstep of Furious 7

Ugh. This is perfect. And thank you for not putting Donald Trump (that billionaire, reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last yera) in this trailer because he’s 100% in The Little Rascals movie as, get this, the loser rich kid’s father.

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Please, tase me, bro?

Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef. 

Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other. 

via Bo Burnham

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Wheelies are cool. Full stop.

If you can ride a two wheeler on one wheel for a couple seconds, face it, you’re the bee’s knees. Nothing cooler than you. Slap on them shades and say, “Deal with it.”

via Imgur

But wheelies are hard. Sure, anyone could pop the front wheel of their Mongoose for a second, but it takes a whole other class of person to keep that shit going for a little while.

Check out this dude, who decided to pop a wheelie and ended up with a butt ton of road rash. You gotta start somewhere.

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How does this not violate international peace treaties?

7-Eleven thinks, for some reason, that they can replace the taquito and Slurpee as the breakfast of choice for 7-Eleveners across the nations. And to begin their own war against their own product, they’re dropping a breakfast atom bomb: A breakfast pizza.

7-Ellllllluuuuuvuuun…

via Gifs from the 80s

 

Oh, sorry. I passed out for a second there. I thought maybe I typed 7-Eleven breakfast pizza. Just going to take a quick look at the previous paragraaaaaaaa…

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Yup, Passed out again.

7-Eleven is adding breakfast pizza to their stores with such toppings as “smoked bacon, breakfast sausage, hickory-smoked ham, scrambled eggs, cheddar and mozzarella cheese, and peppered cream gravy on top of a flaky biscuit crust,” as well as my throw up. You can get these cheap-o pizza for two-for-$2 or an, gulp, entire pizza for $5.55.

“This is a hearty option for customers craving a warm breakfast in addition to their fresh-brewed cup of coffee on cold mornings,” said Nancy Smith, 7‑Eleven senior vice president of fresh food and proprietary beverages. “And it’s great for sharing at the office giving co-workers another great option from the usual box of great donuts.”

This woman is downright dangerous. Be safe out thereeeeee...

via Gifs from the 80s

 

 

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