These guys need to work on the whole 'talking to women' thing.

If these celebrities ever had sex tapes leak we'd just be like, "No thanks.".

Sounds like these people didn't have the fun they were expecting. 

Talk about FAIL.

Keep these on hand for those you hate most in this crazy little world. 

RA's everywhere are about to be traumatized. Also, can we all potentially agree on the fact that dorms for whatever reason inspire animal-like wildness, and a general hedonistically-unhinged stance on, well, life? But also, shoutout to the mad scientists that were straight up addicted to growing shit in their dorm room; and went so far as to hatch quails in there! --- and got away with it for a year!