It won't come cheap, but the R-KAID-R promises for 8 hours of battery life with a customizable button layout and an 8" screen. You know, in case playing Bubble Bobble on the bus was your highest goal in life.
I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:
These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.