Some Drug Smugglers Aren't Even Trying Any More

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Customs agents at JFK international airport found themselves looking at this scene during a physical search after Jamaican resident Romario Lewis acted fishy. Sticking drugs (in this case $19,000 in coke) where the sun doesn't shine just isn't in vogue these days, apparently. 

Portland's Most Lovable Weirdo Celebrates May the 4th With His Bagpipes

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Did you really think the Unipiper was going to miss out on the chance to celebrate Star Wars Day?

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A Shirtless Rabble-Rouser Got Caught in a Basketball Hoop, and it Took a Team of Cops to Get Him Down

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From what we can tell, the hoop monster in question was a part of Seattle's May Day protests. Or at the very least, he was using the day as a chance to go all Monstars on the hoop. The Seattle Police Department had a good sense of humor about it at least: