Restaurant of the Day: A Male Version of Hooters Called Tallywackers is Opening in Texas

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Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of.

A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken).

In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.”

And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring.

“Our main goal with Tallywackers is to create a fun and entertaining environment for anyone to enjoy,” the restaurant’s head of marketing Winston T. Lackey told Central Track. “That said, we understand that there will be some people who are uncomfortable here, just as there are women who are uncomfortable at Hooters.”

Lackey is apparently very good at his job too, with Tallywackers getting lots of national attention this week on numerous media sites. As of Friday it was also trending on Facebook.

While the restaurant is primarily targeting the gay community, they say, everyone is welcome.

And yes, they will serve hot dogs.

Prepare to Rage: A Man Sets Up a Crowdfunding Site for His Sick Dog, Then Appears to Blow All the Money on Himself

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It's more than likely that the whole pet angle is a sob story so he can spend money on ugly watches, but this is still pretty horrific no matter which way you cut it.

Easter Egg of the Day: An Android is Peeing on the Apple Logo in Pakistan on Google Maps

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Something strange is happening in Pakistan.

Team Android has discovered a bizarre Easter egg in Google Maps that shows the Android logo peeing on the Apple logo.

To check it out yourself, just go to these coordinates, and you will be sent to Rawalpindi, Pakistan.

Another piece of Google Maps graffiti was later found in the Takht Pari Forest, which you can see below.



It is believed to be the result of someone abusing Google’s Map Maker tool, and the company issued a statement to The Daily Mail.

“We’ve terminated the Android involved in this incident, and he’ll be disappearing from Google Maps shortly,” said a Google rep.

And Pascal Hartig, a Twitter engineer, also pointed out that it was a random user.



So yes, it would appear that Google Maps review process could use a little work.

Head on over to Pakistan and soak it up now before it’s gone.