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I have a confession to make: I haven't seen La La Land

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I know, I know, but it just doesn't seem like the most pressing movie right now. In fact, it seems like the type of movie that would seem much more appealing if the world weren't hurtling toward catastrophe. I'm sorry, I just can't deal with another actor/musician follows their dream movie. 

However, I will see anything directed by David Lynch, so if he had directed La La Land I would've been all over that. Then again, he already directed La La Land twice — Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire

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If you're like me, there's nothing you like in the world more than someone shouting "shame" at a politician. Man, it's great. When you watch these guys who continuously lie and take adavantage of the peopl their supposed to be representing, just getting destroyed by their bosses. 

Well, thankfully, the Washington Post, who recently changed their Masthead to read "Democracy Dies in Darkness," has released a new way of watching my favorite thing. 

The Yell-O-Matic let's you pick a politican, and then you can watch a bunch of constituents yelling at them. It's great. Here are some good ones:

Mitch McConnell



McConnell (Bonus)


Rep. Dave Brat






Sen. Ted Cruz 





Rep. Nancy Pelosi





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So we're all in agreement, the Star Wars special editions were a huge waste of time that offered nothing new to three perfectly fine movies. So sue me, I don't think Greedo shooting first adds anything to the story. 

This, however, is good stuff. The YouTuber Auralnauts replaced all of R2-D2's beeps with an actual voice that kind of sounds like Elijah Wood. It does sound like Elijah Wood, right?

Anyway, this is a fun video that reminds me of those videos of BB-8 with Jean Ralphio's voice dubbed in. 




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It's hard to imagine how Trump sees the world, aside from what can only be described as having a seething hatred for every man, woman, and child on Earth. But this video by Vic Berger, which re-cuts last week's crazy press conference comes close. 

Tim and Eric fans will love this. 


Great news, dudes. As it turns out, according to The New York Times, strenuous exercise can kill the libido in men. And if you want to keep your boners going, light exercise is prefered. This is a remarkable change from the standard, "work hard, stay hard" philosophy that so many people have been living under. 

It's just nice to not have to go to the gym anymore. 

Others are pretty excited about the open invitation to laziness too. Check it out:


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What a time to be alive: impressively helpful woman finds a lost and homeless iPhone in a cab, proceeds to glean all private deals - whereabouts (address/where car is parked) - from an all too voluntary snitch of a Siri. For real though. Shoutout to Siri for not failing to dispel some intimate details to a total stranger. Imagine if this little live-tweeted tale took a turn down horror movie lane...just saying, suggesting really, that there are certain people out there that you do not want knowing where you live.

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Yes, you read that right. Daniel Dopps a Kansas-based chiropractor has a fresh patent for Mensez, which is a 'feminine lipstick' intended to stop bleeding by sealing together the labia minora. Is this ingrate so far down the mentally-dormant rabbit's hole of crippling lunacy that he actually thinks people --- of any gender --- wouldn't be seven kinds of outraged by the mere proposition of such a 'product.' Wonder if this guy's gone into witness protection yet, or better yet gotten the professional kind of help that this backwards-thinking idea is all but a call out for.

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