FAIL BlogFAIL BlogFAIL BlogThese parents are cruel and unusual, and not at all trying to help their children, as is evidenced in the kids' justly distraught faces.
So read through and enjoy these distressed children and asshole parents.
Meanwhile, we'll just keep being glad that we don't have kids.
If you’re running late to work, “my dog ate my homework” ain’t gonna cut it. Especially considering you don’t have homework at work.
Because there’s no equivalent in the workplace, people end up giving insane-o reasons for being late — even though they could just say that they had car and/or train problems. Thankfully, the team at Career Builder surveyed employers about the stupidest reasons employees give for being late, and some of them are pretty amazing (I’m looking at you “I was cornered by a moose.
So without further adieu, here are 13 things not to say next time your late:
Can you really call it true love if your life partner to be won't don the T. Rex costume to parade through the ritualistic process of engagement photos with you? Probs not, dude. This wintery dino-themed display of brilliance just reminded me that love is still very much so alive. Sure. It took a couple people dressed up in T. Rex costumes to bring that fact home, but hey, whatever works.
Ah, double standards. I could almost hear the groans and sighs of irritation from some of you out there, no doubt off put by the very fact we invite these kinds of discussions in online forums. If there's one thing that became glaringly evident, scrolling through the rants and tangents of this AskReddit to pull some decent pointers (at least I hope so), it's that a relationship is a game of give and take. The playing field between romantic partners is continually shifting, and sure, norms, gender stereotypes suck; but we're not going to break down standards that have stood the test of time up to this point in a day. So we can all just point 'em out, shine a spotlight on 'em, and maybe figure out why they're there and ultimately, why they shouldn't be. I'm trying to remain neutral here for the sake of spurring discussion between you guys, the audience; but I'll be sure to jump in on dat comments section if the discussion really gets going.
