He Came Back From the Dead Just to Show Up Charlie Sheen

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He Came Back From the Dead Just to Show Up Charlie Sheen
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You think Charlie Sheen is insane? Dave Mustaine became a born-again Christian who backed Rick Santorum in the Republican primary. Sheen hasn't come anywhere near that kind of psychotic.

Tour Van WIN

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Tour Van WIN
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Brooklyn band puts its own spin on those family car stick figures, with a helpful note to law enforcement.

That Would Never Hap... Wait a Second

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That Would Never Hap... Wait a Second
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Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.

Lennon Needs to Learn to Share His Coke

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Lennon Needs to Learn to Share His Coke
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Coke-snorting, of course, is what the Beatles were all about before Bob Dylan came along and introduced them to other things.

Rehab in the Deep

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Rehab in the Deep
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What Adele would sound like if she listened to more Wu-Tang