That Would Never Hap... Wait a Second

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computer games,concert,drugs,dubstep,e,ecstasy,festival,pac man,rave,repetitive,shirt,techno
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Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.

He Came Back From the Dead Just to Show Up Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen,dave mustaine,drugs,megadeth
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You think Charlie Sheen is insane? Dave Mustaine became a born-again Christian who backed Rick Santorum in the Republican primary. Sheen hasn't come anywhere near that kind of psychotic.

Music FAILS: The 90's Were an Ugly Time

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aids,crack,drugs,graffiti,rock n roll,sex,techno,time
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This is the part where everyone takes out their lighters and sways along to "American Pie."

Rehab in the Deep

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adele,amy winehouse,drugs,meth,Music
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What Adele would sound like if she listened to more Wu-Tang

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