This 9-Year-Old Is Cooler Than You

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Good lord, he can play the banjo like a demon AND he's got a sick model of the Millennium Falcon in the background. BRB, need to go home and re-evaluate my life.

Hey Kids, Do You Want to Learn About DEATH?

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This is supposedly meant to teach kids about death, but it'll leave them with more questions than answers.

Instagram That Business.

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Instagram That Business.
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I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

Not Sure If I Should Be 5 Years Old or on Hallucinogenics to Enjoy This

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It's meant to be a lullaby for children, which explains the bits about breast-feeding, etc.

Robyn Covers, Butter Cups, and Precocious Children

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Look, covering Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend" with empty buckets of dairy product is not new. At all. The meme was already a minor YouTube fad last fall and lasted for several months, after which people got tired of it and moved on to paraplegic salamanders or whatever the next craze happened to be.

But yesterday a video of the same meme performed by 12-year-old and 8-year-old siblings hit YouTube, and the internet, with an attention span scorned even by goldfish, is hailing this "novel" take on Robyn's hit single as if it was never driven into the ground six months ago. Still, the kids are adorable and their voices blend well together, so who are we to begrudge their internet fame? At least it's a welcome break from that other pop song about calling people.