A Two-Year-Old Can Dance Better Than You

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Today's installment of Children Playing Singing or Dancing Like Fun-Sized Adults™ features a two-year-old getting down to Elvis. Maybe by the time he's in high school the music industry will have gone full circle and '50s rock-and-roll will be in again.

This 9-Year-Old Is Cooler Than You

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Good lord, he can play the banjo like a demon AND he's got a sick model of the Millennium Falcon in the background. BRB, need to go home and re-evaluate my life.

Instagram That Business.

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I'd probably go and find their old safety pins from when I changed their diapers and offer it to them in case they want to pierce their nose. PRIDE.

Not Sure If I Should Be 5 Years Old or on Hallucinogenics to Enjoy This

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It's meant to be a lullaby for children, which explains the bits about breast-feeding, etc.

Black Metal Babysitting

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Next week's agenda: drawing pentagrams with finger paint.