When you are asked by a French photographer to have your picture taken in the street, do not tell your overly paranoid mother the next day. She has watched Taken and you will spend the next ten minutes calming her down. #LFMF

If you usually keep your nails cut short because you have a tendency to scratch your arms and face at night, it's a good idea to take off those fake nails you put on before a party. Especially if you're planning to stay the night and don't want to get woken up at some absurd hour of the morning from your friend screaming blue murder when she sees patches of dried blood all over your face. #LFMF

When eating strawberry yogurt while browsing the internet at work, please try to notice if some yogurt falls in your lap. One of your employees will be concerned about your health when you walk by covered in red goop, and you will spend the next several hours looking like you peed yourself -LFMF

Don't give your 3 year old daughter, who still puts everything in her mouth, a penny to play with. #LFMyHusbandsFail

If your chemistry teacher feels like having a "fun" lab and teaches the class how to make bouncy balls, do NOT throw it while in the lab. You cannot make the ball perfectly round (at least with the most common method used by chemistry classes) and it will go all over the place, including into the glass containers that hold the lab's acids. #LFMClassmate'sF

Don't fap during a thunderstorm. your house will get struck by lightning and you will not be very prepared to put out the fire. #LFMF

If you're waiting for a chance to see the new Batman movie and you don't want spoilers, then you should probably stay out of the superheroes section of Memebase for a while. #LFMF