S**tting: You're Doing it Wrong

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When having a s**t, make sure you sit forward or you will lean back and the back of the toilet WILL be covered in brown stuff. #LFMF
By Unknown
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Shaved by the Ball

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Never shave your balls when you're in a pissy mood. Just don't. #LFMF
By Unknown
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Hypothesis Confirmed

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Even if you think that the cactus behind your table at the Texas Roadhouse is fake, it is still not a good idea to poke it. Cacti naturally look like plastic and cactus needles will naturally stick to your hand when touched. #LFMyFriend'sDad'sF
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'Fraidy Cats

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When at a sleepover party, know that your scary tolerance is much higher than most other people's. Do NOT suggest the movie Devil, unless you like sleeping with the lights on. #LFMF
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Endless Bummer

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Make plans for the summer, or your folks will make them for you. Said plans will include many difficult, tedious chores. #LFMF
By Sarah
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