Lighting Up in a Police Station Was Just the First Crazy Thing This Criminal Did

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It only gets worse from there. From Philly:

A security guard told him to wait on a nearby bench, and Higgs apparently thought it was the perfect chance for a smoke break.

But he wasn't packing tobacco.

When the officer Higgs so desperately wanted to see came out, he smelled the marijuana immediately and took Higgs into custody.

And then the show began.

Higgs disrobed, while still babbling, and relieved his bowels on the floor of his holding cell, Chitwood said. Then, as if struck by artistic inspiration, Higgs grabbed his own feces and "wiped it all over the walls," he said.

She Was Arrested for Exactly the Thing Her Shirt says She Loves

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From The Smoking Gun:

According to cops, Asher (seen in the above mug shot) and Richard Rice, 57, were found in possession of 3.37 grams of the drug, as well as a set of digital scales. Asher and Rice were each hit with felony narcotics possession and trafficking counts.

Scheduled to appear in court on November 12, Asher remains locked up in the county jail on $25,000 bond.
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