It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

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It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down
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Yep. That looks about like the face you'd expect. From My Fox Chicago:

Fulton was taken to a police station where police say he admitted to being extremely high on meth and to drinking vodka earlier in the evening. Police say he started splashing himself with toilet water to try and cool off, but became very sick.

Try Not to Wince: This Woman Was Stashing Foil-Wrapped Drugs in Her Other... Other Pocket

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Try Not to Wince: This Woman Was Stashing Foil-Wrapped Drugs in Her Other... Other Pocket
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From Jezebel:

"I have drugs inside my v@gina," Crosby uttered spontaneously and then, when she was asked to remove them, she said "ouch." Again, that sounds really painful. The officer asked if she was okay and Crosby said "the foil is hurting the inside of my v@gina" before producing a foil-wrapped rock of crack c0caine which she had just been paid $100 for.