So, Why is This Cloud Data Company Using Sexy Ladies to Advertise?

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Appealing to the dictionary and Wikipedia, because those are top tier Internet Debate Tactics (tm). 

I don't know about you, but this really makes me feel strange new things I've never thought about servers befeore. Is that normal for a boy my age?

There's Weirdo Sexy Fiction, Then There's "Invaded by the iWatch"

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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it."