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Via: NY Post
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From the NY Post: A Suffolk County politician pulled a move out of the Anthony Weiner playbook when The Post discovered he was following Duke pr0n star Belle Knox — by claiming the account was hijacked. County Executive Steve Bellone said that is how the 19-year-old Duke University student and pr0n actress ended up as one of the 267 people on his "following" list.

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Via: Buy it here, if you dare
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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it."