Things You Can't Do With Your Thumb

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Sometimes, moving two digits over can make all the difference.

Either You're With Bacon, or You're With Satan

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Alternative title: Either you're with bacon, or you're with seitan. Vegetarians and vegans will get this joke.

Dammit, Timmy, You Had ONE Job

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I Neither Like Nor Dislike This Post

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This Needs to Be a Button on Facebook

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Like, soon. Real soon.

They Go Together Like Jesus and Jaywalking

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No, Not You, the Other One

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Because 'liking' a status, I guess, is the same as staking claim to their affections. I don't even know here.