Either You're With Bacon, or You're With Satan

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Either You're With Bacon, or You're With Satan
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Alternative title: Either you're with bacon, or you're with seitan. Vegetarians and vegans will get this joke.

No, Not You, the Other One

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No, Not You, the Other One
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Because 'liking' a status, I guess, is the same as staking claim to their affections. I don't even know here.