They're just going to sneak in here and make a few minor changes if that's all right with you... who are we kidding? We don't care if it's all right with you!
To celebrate reaching the 1 billion user mark, Facebook launched an ad about the things that "connect us" (you can watch the ad here). Was it about our most common emotions? Our most common fears? Our most common insecurities? Our most common celebrations? Nope. Chairs. It was about chairs. Here, we have another video playing off of that arbiter, that wooden diplomat, that great piece of unifying furniture: the magnificent chair.
Okay, so it's a viral marketing ad for a candy bar, but we've been making jokes about Facebook for cats for so long that we NEED to make it a real thing. You have to admit that the threat of cat-on-cat violence IS very real, and "Meowbook" might be our only chance to bring about world kitty peace.