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Isn't there a character on Jersey Shore who compares herself to a praying mantis? The guys who date her probably have the same reaction, except they add "time to GTL" at the end, interspersed with grunts of "bro" and "brah."

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Amanda Warfel, 25, was sentenced to 45-90 days in York County Prison for disorderly conduct. 

She was having sex so loud that it shook her neighbor's dresser. Her neighbor, Tanya Sailer, who lived with her terminally ill husband and their 5 children, had to give her daughter's headphones to block the noise.

Police described the noise as "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom."

 

 

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I couldn't stop laughing long enough for sexy times to commence.

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People Share the WTF Experiences That Made 'Em Stop Mid-Sex and Holy Sh*t

These sexual deviants pushed the boundaries of what goes in the bedroom, and then some. Did they fail to keep it expected? Yes. Is it glorious? Maybe. At the very least they're redefining norms, as they screw and thrust and otherwise freak themselves out on the hells highway to sexual enlightenment...

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This guy's story that he shared over on Reddit's "Today I F**ked Up' thread will leave you shook. I can only imagine what that guy is doing right now, after his devastating realization...

“This happened yesterday. So, I was lying on my bed in my room at home, reading, when I heard the front door open and my flatmate come in with a girl. He clearly didn’t think I was home, because they immediately went to his room (which shares a wall with mine). I was mildly amused by this, so I decided not to go out and ruin their fun.

“Before long, they start getting down to it and, since they didn’t think I was home, they weren’t shy about being vocal. He was grunting away, and she was moaning pretty loudly, shouting his name, etc. All this noise started to turn me on, so I started masturbating, figuring that this was better than porn because it was real-life. Eventually, the girl started moaning even louder, which I took to indicate that she was cumming, and there was some definite wall-banging as well, so it didn’t take me long to finish either. Satisfied, I went back to my book.

“After about half an hour or so, I was bored of being confined to my room, so I went out into the lounge, not really caring if I’d embarrass them; we’re all adults, we can just laugh it off.

“I walked into the lounge to find my flatmate sitting on the couch, watching TV, with his arm around my little sister.

“Christ. What have I done?”