Watch Out For Sex, Kids

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If anyone wants to sex you, know that it's a ploy to beat you up and leave you in a gutter somewhere.

IT'S NOT THAT EASY

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If it was that simple, everyone would do it.

Santorum Supporter Says Women Should Quit Whining And Use Aspirin As Contraception

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As if Rick Santorum's political aspirations didn't have enough problems, one of his supporters said on live television that everyone's making too big a fuss about silly things like sexual rights and just shove some aspirin up there, like they did in "his day."

Courtesy of Pundit Kitchen, your one-stop shop for political LOLs (because there's so very, very much to LOL at).

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