Wait what do you mean you don't think so? Did you try and ultimately fail? Or were you too drunk to get it up that one time at your bro's Cleverbot party?

Please, can we do that thing you promised you'd do if I bought you that diamond necklace?

Sexytime is not the time to obsess over your boyfriend's eyebrow(s).

If anyone wants to sex you, know that it's a ploy to beat you up and leave you in a gutter somewhere.