My Love Is a Sweet, Sweet Turd Blossom

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My Love Is a Sweet, Sweet Turd Blossom
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"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.

We Don't Even Have a Unicorn Stable

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We Don't Even Have a Unicorn Stable
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That's what you get for drooling over the covers in the romance section of your local bookstore.

Girls Pooping: A Well-Kept Secret

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Girls Pooping: A Well-Kept Secret
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It doesn't matter what you do in the stall, as long as you come out smelling like a rose.

Had a Really Sh*tty Night

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Had a Really Sh*tty Night
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Poops everywhere? That could be a dealbreaker, ladies.