"Everything" Would Also Qualify

Favorite
better love story than twilight,poop,toilet humor,toilet paper
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I think it's safe to say that the toilet paper has a leg up on "ability to emote" over Kristen Stewart too.

My Love Is a Sweet, Sweet Turd Blossom

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comic,pick-up line,poop,rage comic,restroom,We Are Dating
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"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.

We Don't Even Have a Unicorn Stable

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comic,expectations,expectations vs reality,poop,rage comic,We Are Dating
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That's what you get for drooling over the covers in the romance section of your local bookstore.

Girls Pooping: A Well-Kept Secret

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comic,girls-dont-poop,poop,pooping,rage comic,We Are Dating
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It doesn't matter what you do in the stall, as long as you come out smelling like a rose.

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