WARNING: Some language in this video.

You know your story has really hit it big when the brilliant animators in Taiwan get their hands on it. WARNING: This will almost certainly look like something straight out of your most vividly horrific fever dreams.

Maybe she'll adopt herself nine months after her honeymoon...

Now that's a fun visual.

Seattleite Babylonia Aivaz (yep, that's her real name) declared her undying love for and married a warehouse scheduled for demolition as a gentrification protest. She says her "heart is tied to this warehouse," and specified that since the warehouse is female (well obviously) it's a gay marriage. However, the building is slated to be completely demolished by mid-February, so she could just be a gold digger.

As strange as this story is, people professing their love for inanimate objects isn't unheard of.

Dang Belinda, why you gotta harsh on a bro like that?