Middle Schoolers Brought Home a 50 Shades of Grey Word Puzzle from Sex Ed Class

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50 shades of grey word puzzle, what a world we live in!
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The parents of Westmoreland County students, were not as entertained. You could go so far to say they were furious. I think they were so angry because they didn't know what some of these words meant, and felt like they were missing out. 

If you want to print out the puzzle, click here. Well, I know what I'm going to do the rest of the day.

Woman Chops Off Husband's Penis...Twice

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Via NY Post:

Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife's cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

Marry a Brit

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Weeks after President François Hollande's affair with an actress was revealed, a Europe-wide survey has shown the French are the continent's worst philanderers, while British are the least likely to cheat