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30/M/In my parents' basement creating an instructional video in the hopes that it will enable more potential partners to give me their information online.

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"The Beige Dahlia" is like the Black Dahlia, except instead of getting sliced in half after a date she gets a mild bruise after trying, and failing, to walk drunk in high heels.

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