30/M/In my parents' basement creating an instructional video in the hopes that it will enable more potential partners to give me their information online.
"The Beige Dahlia" is like the Black Dahlia, except instead of getting sliced in half after a date she gets a mild bruise after trying, and failing, to walk drunk in high heels.
Whoever made the photoshop tool that lets you move your chest hair to your head should be shot.
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Steve Harvey Doesn't Pull Out
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