GET SOME REAL FRIENDS

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The internet has done far, far more harm than good to the dating pool. Not that I'd even want to know this girl even if the interwebs didn't exist.

I Like "The Frumpy Vixen" Better

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"The Beige Dahlia" is like the Black Dahlia, except instead of getting sliced in half after a date she gets a mild bruise after trying, and failing, to walk drunk in high heels.