The internet has done far, far more harm than good to the dating pool. Not that I'd even want to know this girl even if the interwebs didn't exist.
"The Beige Dahlia" is like the Black Dahlia, except instead of getting sliced in half after a date she gets a mild bruise after trying, and failing, to walk drunk in high heels.
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