I'll Stuff Our Friendship and Put It on the Mantle

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breaking up,dogs,Hall of Fame,pets,saying
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"Is that our relationship?"

"Nope. It's Chuck Testa."

That's Why You Learned Guitar in the First Place, Isn't It?

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dating fails,getting laid,gibson,guitars,Hall of Fame
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It's also why you were in a garage band way back in 7th grade.

White-Knuckling Your Way Through Marriage

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brass knuckles,engagement,Hall of Fame,proposal,ring,rings
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The only thing she'll be making in the kitchen is a knuckle sandwich.